Defy the Normal

wehaveallgotknives:

entwashian:

~a few~ of the Marvel men.

you know, randomly chosen.

no criteria whatsoever.

they just ~happen~ to be the ones i like the best.

ok but 

look at this stream of sensible suits

and then sam jackson in a sky blue/lime green combo like a man who dressed himself in baskin&robbins

i fucking love sam jackson

tisfan:

Clint. Made a grammar joke??
I may faint. Or fall in love. Haven’t decided yet.

tisfan:

Clint. Made a grammar joke??

I may faint. Or fall in love. Haven’t decided yet.

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

i-eat-men-like-air:

Wordlessly, Steve pulled Bucky into his arms and squeezed him tight. Bucky hugged him back, and if they were both wiping their faces when they finally drew apart, there was nobody there to tell. (x)——Credit to Rainne for the inspiration and the snippet.
I love these boys so much.  

i-eat-men-like-air:

Wordlessly, Steve pulled Bucky into his arms and squeezed him tight. Bucky hugged him back, and if they were both wiping their faces when they finally drew apart, there was nobody there to tell. (x)

——

Credit to Rainne for the inspiration and the snippet.

I love these boys so much.  

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

hill-hill-hill:

If you can’t runyou crawlIf you can’t crawl — you find someone to carry you.

crazy4orcas:

OMG!  I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears.  How PERFECT is this?
enigma731  and  shenshen77  thank you!

crazy4orcas:

OMG!  I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears.  How PERFECT is this?

enigma731  and  shenshen77  thank you!

aenariasbookshelf:

rembrandtswife:

Antinous to witness, when I scrolled all the way down, I whimpered.

::THUD::
Yeah….
*whimpers*

aenariasbookshelf:

rembrandtswife:

Antinous to witness, when I scrolled all the way down, I whimpered.

::THUD::

Yeah….

*whimpers*